Trader Joe's Magnifisauce!, 269g

When it came time to name this sauce/condiment/gift from the gods, there were many contenders. In the end, though, its utter magnificence dictated that only >>>cue booming superhero voice<<< Magnifisauce would do.

What's so magnificent about TJ's Magnifisauce? Only... everything. TJ's was inspired by some famous condiments that are not widely available and that do, in other places, require the purchase of other comestibles. Unlike our primary source of inspiration, our version of this special spread is available to be shipped directly to you. Magnifisauce is a truly special sauce whose flavours harken to an array of classic condiments; it's a mustard-mayo-ketchup-relish kind of blend, with the subtle tang of vinegar and a spread of spices. In other words, it's made with "slow-food" ingredients, but a squeeze of the bottle gets you the best of the fast-food experience. Magnificent... Magnifisauce.