Trader Joe's Organic Fruit & Vegetable Wash, 473mL

“The time has come,” the Apple said,
“To talk of many things: Of dirt—and oil—and pesticides—
Of wax that wards off dings— And TJ’s Fruit & Veggie Wash—
The peace of mind it brings!”

“But it’s not new,” the Carrot said,
“They’ve carried that forever—
Perhaps they wrote this Product Sheet
Just to prove they’re clever.”

“Not the case!” The Apple cried,
“It’s a new endeavor.”

“But why the change?” the Carrot asked,
Whilst trying not to panic.
“It’s now a spray!” a Mushroom cheered,
“And certified Organic!”
“And priced the same!” a Pepper squealed—
“The value is gigantic!”